No, I’m not really a pimp.
Not anymore at least. I used to sell pro audio gear, and the boss called us gear pimps an sales bots back in the day. I used to be a serious musician, but got kinda burned out on it. I also found I was a better technician than a musician. I still play some from time to time, but mostly singing songs to my boy on the acoustic guitar.
In the last few years, I took up cycling. ‘Took up’ is a gross understatement. Just me, a set of cranks, and the open road, trail and air in the lungs. Nothing like a nice roller coaster stretch of singletrack.